BALKAN MAGIC: Love Spells and Invoking Happiness

It is considered that the two most important days for each type of magic, arethe "young Friday" and "young Sunday", or in other words, the first Friday and Sunday when the new Moon appears.

On these special days, most of the occult actions were practiced in the Balkans, at least in the past. This rule was certainly inherited from the Ottomans, who in their conquest of the Balkans brought a multitude of magical beliefs from the Middle East, including that of the Moon and the magical properties of the first lunar days.

This time I will deal with some love recipes and, in a new text, I will go over other aspects of Balkan witchcraft.

The cloth used to tie a dead man's head, in order to keep his mouth shut, is often used in love spells. When a girl notices that her partner might become unfaithful, she would steal the cloth from a dead man, through which she would occasionally look at her lover and repeats this formula three times: "When the soul returns to that dead body, then you too have become unfaithful."

 In order to make a certain man fall in love with her by using magic, a woman would cut off the nails from the dead man in this order: first those on the right hand and left foot, then the nails on the left hand and right foot. After the nails were cut, she would put them in a metal container and keep them in the oven at a high temperature until they are very dry and suitable for grinding into powder. At first given chance, this powder is poured into the drink or food of the desired man. After that, it is believed, that the enchanted man will fall in love with her.

 A husband who wants to ensure his wife's fidelity on young Friday takes six pubic hair from his testicles and scatters them over the place his wife will cross. While he is doing this, he says the following: "Here are six hairs for you, six soldiers have come to you! As they serve their master, so shall you serve me in everything and be faithful! As pubic hairserves my penis, so shall you serve me!".

 After coitus, a mistress, who wants to ensure that her sweetheart will come again, wipes her vagina with her finger and smears it on her lover's penis, saying softly, "As sweet as I am to you now, so will I always be."

 When the husband no longer loves his wife, she puts a towel over the bed on a Saturday night, right before the young Sunday, and makes love to him in the morning. As soon as her husband gets out of bed, she takes out the towel, and then when he washes his face, she quickly hands it to him so that he can wipe his face with it.

After that, love and passion for his wife will reappear in him.

 

HAPPINESS COMES FROM HOMOSEXUALS

 

Balkan magic probably has the most homosexual beliefs and rituals than any other magic in the world.
When we take a closer look at all these recorded witch recipes and their purposes, we undoubtedly conclude that people in the Balkans, during the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, believed that homosexuals had special, almost fatalistic powers to change human destiny, invoke love, happiness, and health into the lives of heterosexuals. So, for example, whoever manages to get sperm from a gay person and sew it into the clothes they often wear is protected from all evil,and happiness favors them. If a child, who goes to school, puts a little of that sperm in his pocket, then they will become an outstanding student. 

TREATMENT OF IMPOTANCE

If a man has become impotent then, in order to heal, one should take fresh sperm from a homosexual and smear it on their penis saying, "As soon as this dirt comes out of the gay man, the sperm will come out of me!".

 

INVOKING HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS 

If you invest your money in a big job, then you would have to invite a neighbor or a friend who is a homosexualto dinner (barbecue). Keep a close eye on them and when they go to urinate somewhere outside, be sure that you go with them too. While urinating together, it is necessary to say in a quiet voice: "As urine quickly rushes out of the gay man’s penis, so will money and success come to me as quickly as well."

When someone accidentally sees a homosexual urinating or going number 2, they should firmly grab their butt and say: "As much as that gay man urinates or poops, so much happiness will follow me everywhere as well!"

Likewise, whoever manages to measure the gay man’s penis while erected, should carry that measure (thread) always with them in their wallet, as it will attract them a lot of business success.

 

FOR ABUNDANCE IN CATTLE

When a homosexual is spotted while urinating, it is necessary to casually measure their penis, with a thread or a rope, then take that measure and leave it in the cattle barn and say: "As fast as this gay penis was, so fast will be my cattle."

 

To protect yourself from witches and black magicians when you are near them, it is necessary to connect the tips of the thumb and forefinger on one hand and to run the thumb between the forefinger and the middle finger on the other hand. This gives you complete protection against their attacks and spells. This is also very effective if you want to protect yourself from an energy vampire.

THE MAGICAL POWER OF URINE - FOR HEALTH, LOVE, AND AGAINST MAGIC

The most famous detail when it comes to urineis the one that brings it into close contact with the medicine. Namely, urine therapy or urinary therapy has been a method of treatment known to man for thousands of years, from the earliest cultures to modern times. The oldest writings on urinary therapy date back to 5000 years ago and were found in India. The document consists of 107 verses called "Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi" ("Rejuvenation by drinking urine") and is part of scripture called "Damar Tantra". In short: urinary therapy involves drinking your own urine, massaging the whole or just parts of the body, putting on compresses, and much more. In ancient times, urine was used to treat wounds but also to whiten teeth. In his book “Naturalis Historia”, the Roman author Pliny the Elder writes about the use of urine in the treatment of wounds, dog or snake bites, skin diseases, eye infections, and the treatment of burns and scars.

Today, it is known that urine purifies the body, removes excess mucus, and has a number of specific and beneficial effects. The most important thing to know is that urine after excretion is completely sterile and has an antiseptic effect. In Bosnia, it is believed that washing with urine cleanses the face and gets rid of acne. Also, it is believed that the first and last stream of urine should be avoided while the middlestream is clean and has healing properties. It can be consumed in drops under the tongue, it is safe to drink, or it can be made homeopathically, it all depends on what kind of disease it is. For example, to treat a severe cough, the patient would have to drink a glass of his own urine for seven mornings straight.

According to Turkish folklore, the first urine in the morning is considered pure and therefore has healing and magical properties. Namely, just as magic and medicine have gone hand in hand since their inception, it is impossible not to look at the story of urine from a mystical aspect. Continuing the Turkish tradition, it should be mentioned that in voodoo magic it is believed that the first drops of urine, which a person drops in the morning, have magical power, and it is used in recipes for making amulets to increase libido and potency.

We will soon be convinced that the people in the Balkans were very well acquainted with its powers. Apart from its medicinal purpose, urine has also found its magical application here, especially in rituals of love magic. In Bosnia, the following magic method is practiced to arouse passion in the desired person: you need to urinate in a small bowl, then touch the middle of the liquid with the index finger of your right hand, transfer a drop of urine, and drop it into a cup of coffee, saying: “The same way you cannot spend a day with urinating, you cannot live without me and my love”.

In Romania, a woman who wants to enchant her husband or lover pours a few drops of her urine into moonshine and says, “Just as I can’t stop urinating from day to day, the same way my darling cannot be without me. Just as the vagina and the anus, the anus and the vagina are connected, so is my darling connected to me! ”

 

URINE AGAINST MAGIC

Few people know that in addition to the fact that urine can be used to create love between two people, the same connection can also be canceled. Namely, among Arabs and Turks, love spells are traditionally broken with urine, and the process itself is quite simple. A person who suspects that theyare under the influence of love magic should bathe in their own urine. With this method, it is necessary to mix urine with the bath water and wash yourself with the mixture.

Furthermore, a person who believes they have magic in them can drink their own urine to break down the supernatural action and restore their mind and body to a normal state. This may sound disgusting to most, however, it is an effective method of breaking the spell. It is not necessary to drink clean urine, instead, it can be mixed with Coca-Cola or fruit juice and then drunk.

 

FORECASTING FATE

 In order to find out why a married couple does not have children, or which partner has a health problem, urine was taken from both spouses, each in a separate container, and then a little wheat bran was thrown into both. The containers would be left overnight and then observed in the morning. It was considered to reveal the person who does not have the ability to reproduce if no bugs (insects) appeared in their urine container.

In Egypt, the custom of divination with the help of a pregnant woman's urine is very well known in order to find out in advance what sex the child she is carrying will be. For this prediction, a little wheat and barley are taken and thrown into a container with fresh urine. If the wheat germinates, it will be a boy; if barley sprouts, a girl will be born.

 

BOSNIAN RITUALS FOR HAPPINESS AND MONEY

 A man who wants to be successful in life would have to say the following, each and every time he goes to urinate: "My penis, you are the master of the whole house, no one can harm you!"

To have luck in money, on "young Friday" you need to spray your wallet with urine and say, "As I couldn't live without a penis (or vagina), so can’t the wallet live without money”.

When a dead cat or dog is seen, one should urinate over them and say, "I am urging my happiness to be alive and not dead!"