Yesterday, his closest associates tried to perform an exorcism, but their prayers bore no fruit. The evil within him is so great that it resists any attempt at expulsion. Call professional exorcists from the Vatican.
We can all agree that this war is asymmetric.
How could it not be?
On one side you have people like:
Dr. Ali Larijani (Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council), the author of three essays on Immanuel Kant, whose works are studied at Western universities:
• The Mathematical Method in Kant’s Philosophy
• Metaphysics and the Exact Sciences in Kant’s Philosophy
• Intuition and Synthetic A Priori Judgments in Kant’s Philosophy
And:
Dr. Abbas Araghchi (Iran’s Minister of Foreign Affairs), who holds a PhD from the University of Kent.
His doctoral thesis:
“The Evolution of the Concept of Political Participation in Twentieth-Century Islamic Political Thought.”
And on the other side?
Donald Trump.
A man whose vocabulary barely exceeds 200 words.
His most famous quote:
“Grab them by the vagina.”

